Let me show tell you a stupid thing about yesterday that happened!! HAHA!! ALOT OF STUPID THINGS HAPPENED!!! :D HAHA!!!

First
My parents' old classmate called from US yesterday and it was. ERRRR. NAH. This guy called without even telling me who he was and started chatting with me like some old friend. WTH!
XXX=MUMMY
YYY=DADDY
GUY
ME

Guy: hello XXX在吗？
ME:啊！她还没回来
Guy: 他差不多几点回来？
Me:应该是六点多吧！
Guy:你是她女儿？
Me：对啊！
Guy：你几岁了？
Me：14岁
Guy：你是吹圆号还是弹古筝？
Me：两个都学。
Guy：那你以后要选什么专业？
Me：没想过。
Guy：你知道你妈妈跟你爸爸中学就开始谈恋爱了吗？
Me：0.0 啊？！！！！应该知道吧！
Guy: 你不知道吧
Me：ERRRRRRRRrRR..........我爸爸在家你要跟他讲话吗？
Guy：好啊！

AT NIGHT.... WATCHING JUMONG WITH MY MUM!!!
Me：你骗我！！
Mum：我哪里骗你了？
Me：你说你跟爸爸十八岁才开始的！！
Mum：我没骗你啊！
Me：才怪！你的老同学今天打电话来跟我爆料！他说你们中学就开始了！
Mum：有吗？我都忘了！
Me：怎么可能？
Mum：那就是十七岁啦！
Me：这么早?! 那个年代？！
Mum：那我早熟吗？！
Me：什么?!那你肯定没好好读书！
Mum：没好好读书真是对不起你！
Me：天啊！！怎么可以这样!!
Mum: 那有什么的时候到了！
Me：那你们怎么开始的？
Mum：就这样开始的
Me：要把细节讲清楚！
Mum：就这么开始的嘛！
Me：是不是你去勾引爸爸？
Mum：也不是
Me：那是什么？
Mum：是我们互相勾引的.
Me: -.-''' *FAINT!!!*我不问了！

Zomg! I think my family is like SIAO SIAO SIAO SIAO!!! HAIX.


second
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND HER NAME IS REGINA!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :D She is as spastic as me. I am not a les.
HEE.

Third
I like my juniors! THEY ARE VERY SOTONG!! HAHAHAHA!!! BUT I SHAN't EXPLAIN!! :D HAHAHA!! COS IT SPOILS THEIR REPUTATION!! AND THE DUET IS GOOD!! :D :D :D TEN TEN TEN TEN tOO!

Fourth
Jiaxin told me there's this girl who went escape and took the panasonic ride and the string chopped off her leg but until the ride stopped then she was like "eh where's my leh?" I find it damn ridiculous!! HAHA!! :D


Ok. Retiring to bed. hahaha no lar. HEEHEE!! :D



MUNI<3333

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